A Bavarian Farmhouse

Dreaming of Snoqualmie Falls I was thinking about the tv series Twin Peaks the other day and just considering how difficult I find it to watch these days. I have the first two seasons on DVD and although I have started watching them, I never seem to find the time to complete that activity - despite the multi- faceted reasons I might profess to have, including Major Hammond searching for the Stargate and not to mention Dr Trey McDonald investigating the strange murder of Laura Palmer. Not that I ever have difficulty couch potatoing my way through other collections including Band of Brothers every Easter and the complete series of ER up to season 8 - after Mark Greene died it had descended too far into soap opera for me. Of course the strange thing about Twin Peaks is that it always reminds of two of my best friends from the 90's Dee Conroy and Emma Burt, I can't really remember a time when Fraser Dickson and me didn't spend at least one evening of the week drinking with the

The Siemens Dishwasher model number SE24E236EU We ordered this machine from Amazon.de because we buy a lot from Amazon, an awful lot. It was a complete disaster. Firstly, We were promised a delivery period of up to ten days - this is just another way of saying not less than ten days. Then we called the customer service to tell them we had a holiday from the 9th day and they told us not to worry, the delivery company would be given our mobile number and they would call us. Off we went to Berlin for a week during which time we mysteriously received no phone call.... A dead machine Number? What number? When we returned, the delivery company were kind enough to have left us a card letting us know that they tried to deliver the machine on the 11th day and the 13th day. When we called, they knew nothing of a phone call or a number to call. However they could delivery it the next day before 1pm. Legged It The next day ten minutes before one, two scruffy delivery men who seemed unus

The Siemens Dishwasher model number SE24E236EU I guess this industrial looking bash may appeal to some who admire spartan simplicity in their dishwasher but I am not one of those.

Prad in Süd Tirol Thanks to that marvellous German educational institution -The Excursionen Woche- when students go on trips apparently, we spent the first week of May in the small town of Prad, which is just 50 km outside Merano (called Meran in German). To get there we had to drive through miles of road tunnels and then over the Reschenpass a journey that is quite spectacular with peaks rising in the Ortlergebiet to a height of over 3800 metres which rather overshadows my local hill, Dumyat , back in Stirling which manages to tower over Forth Valley at 418 metres. We stayed in a fantastic little campsite called Sägemühle which still has an old mill although I have no idea whether it was operational. I did mention to Susi that it would make a great restaurant although I guess from the number of properties that are simply wasting away, the local economy might not be able to sustain a restaurant. It is always important to avoid applying a UK business model to the things you see in this

The Scottish Elections My daughter, being the child of a Stirling CLP secretary, is not ignorant of the voting system in Scotland. However this morning she told me that the ballot paper was so complicated she thinks that she voted for the Labour Scottish MP but got the whole council section wrong and probably spoilt her paper. Along with 99,000 others says the BBC. And she only voted Labour out of loyalty to her father (Stirling Constituency Labour party Secretary 1987. I expect a plaque.) She wanted to vote for the Scottish Socialist Party who promised to reduce the council tax In future, always vote for lower taxes I told her. Even if that means Tommy Sheridan or his pals. So go to the top of the class, Jack. Great idea to have elections on the same day. Oh, and if the SNP kick your ass, that will probably have the same effect on Scottish Labour as Mrs Thatcher had on UK Labour after 18 years. Filtered out all of the dead wood and left behind only the lean, fit and competitive. So...

Bailing at the Grassgeheren in the Allgäu Grassgeherren: where everyone l earns to snowboard This is the off-piste element of the day, if you look carefully you can see that I am exhausted, eating Wurst and drinking coffee. Christian gave us the basics of snowboard training and then gradually took us higher and higher up the slope. This learning concept works well for people under the age of eighteen but perhaps needs some refinement for the elderly. We spent a week in the Allegäu snowboarding. Christian (my brother in law and professional Ski Instructor) is almost military in his training technique so it is appropriate that our Bad Lieutenant helmets are modelled on the military. I think I fell off the mountain eight times before the level of my exhaustion reached acetone production level. Fortunately we had a large supply of Rauchpeitschen, dried dates, pineapple and water available in Red October

The Little Piste at Eschach Eschach is one of those little pistes that is sort of halfway between a practice slope and a... well just a wee totty slope. The tow was an effing nightmare and I managed to get up it once - the next two times I was totalled. From then on I went up with Susi as a clinging monkey. Susi and I had a long discussion on the subject of ski-slope production lines where I observed that if a single tin of beans pops out of the Heinz beans production line that's a problem. The farmer was just making as much money as fast as he could by pouring skiiers and boarders up the slope like pellet out of a paint ball gun. The point being that he doesn't have any costs if the tins are popped. In the UK he would have a major lawsuit. The slope though is pretty good, like Stuben, it has a long right hand side and this takes you on to great powder. There is a sudden crest and if you aren't aware of it, it will drop you on your face, however it is pretty cool going ov

Boarding at Stuben Last time we went to Lech it was such a fantastic day that the whole resort was full to overflowing. However further down the mountain range there is a place called Stuben and the practice piste is absolutely top notch. The ski tow is well designed circle type and not the deadly knee-breaking hook that I have managed to get up about twice on my own. Stuben has a nice easy slope with lots of deep snow on the right providing lots of space for nice wide slow practice turns. We had the slope mostly to our selves and had a lunch break at the car for some rauchpeitschen, coffee and seelen (a type of chewy bread named soul!). The weather was superb all day and it cost us just 18 euros for the tow pass for 15 trips. So just nine euros each.

Breaking Snowboarding News almost We were in Lech in Austria on Saturday - No pictures, we left the camera in the car - and we spent four hours on the completely free practice slope! (while our friends paid 46 euro to go up the mountain and ski!) The piste was solid boiler-plate (fancy snowboarding term) and not at all powder, so when you fell over, some of those bails were bonecrushing. Susi says that I fall over very well and that I would make a good stunt man! It is top fun if incredibly exhausting and you get to wear all that cool snow boarding stuff like my Bad Lieutenant helmet (useful for when Susi tells me what I am doing wrong, I get to say "Sir! Yessir!") I have now successfully fallen off four mountains. My skiing score is better I have only fallen off one mountain - but what a fall - and proudly too, like lions!

What do Belgians wear underneath the kilt? I may have mentioned on occassion that I ended up in Ulm when I came here on a student exchange trip between Fife College (deceased) and the FOS BOS. It was indeed a nightmare but there were some rather hilarious moments, in particlar when Hugo Aerts our lecturer in German(!) did his "What is worn underneath the kilt" show. or alternatively: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dht62C5Xfks