All Power to the Soviets!

Massed Plumbers on Home Front!

Mario Brothers arrive in a full offensive line-up!

Power tools to the fore!
Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Koopa and Tom of Finland arrived early in the morning with a complete set of pipes, elbow joints, radiators and huge power tools.
Tom and Luigi proceeded to cut giant mouse holes in the walls and Mario and Yoshi manhandled copper piping, soldering elbow joints as they went.

Tool-Handling
Luigi and Yoshi power-bored holes in the wall for the radiator mounts and Dagobert Toadsworth himself appeared and agreed, after a sound ear-bashing with a large acorn from The Squirrel, to demands that the living-room radiator should be sensibly fitted beneath the west window. Tom of Finland demonstrated his superb-tool handling with a direct bore chisel through solid concrete with double (post 1947 German Economic Miracle) R-bar steel. By the end of the working day (6 pm and it was a Friday!) they had completed almost 40% of the required work!

Result!
To celebrate an actual working day that actually involved some work, we rewarded the hard working NES characters with a delicious cup of coffee - which being Germans - they appreciated immensely.
So still no heating but the weather has been rather mild over the past few days of frantic activity

I guess we will be getting up early tomorrow.

We might even give them sarnies, to promote Protestant work ethics, with lots of fine Salami, Wurst und Senf.

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