Friday
Nothing is happening.
We are now almost professionally qualified microwave-combi cooks.

Basmati Rice Recipe:
  • 1 standard cup Basmati rice.
  • 2 cups of water just off the boil.
  • pinch of salt.
  • couple of strips of bacon (optional).
  • place rice in a microwave bowl with a lid that allows steam to vent.
  • Add the water, salt and bacon.
  • Microwave on full power for three minutes
  • leave to stand for five minutes
  • Strain
  • Serve.

The back lawn is tidy.
It is getting colder.

Thursday
Mrs Toadsworth called to say they were having difficulty procuring craftsmen and that the architect had run off to America to get married.

The back lawn is tidy.
It is getting colder

Wednesday
Nothing happened.
Tom was downstairs all night hammering his head against the wall.
Dagobert left a tiny fan heater at the door on Tuesday night.
Available from MediaMarkt for 9.95 euros

The back lawn is tidy.
It is getting colder.

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